This weekend I went to the always excellent Alameda Point Antiques Fair for the first time in, like, eight months. It’s seriously been forever. But it’s all good, because I found not one, but two awesome new guys:
The gentleman on the left looks like he needs to pee, but don’t hold it against him. It was a long drive.
But this leaves me with a new problem: what to name these awesome guys? Since it worked so well the last time this came up, I am leaving the nomenclature of my new tikis to you. Please post suggestions in the comments. I will select only the best.
P.S. I don’t want to imply from the use of the word “guys” that these tikis are male. It’s so hard to tell with most tikis.
A: Lawna Mowa
B: Don Ho King
A: Big Head Todd
B: Nega-Pele, Goddess of Evil Volcanoes
A: Scowlin’ Donald Elemakule
B: Tree-blending Timoteo