Name the Tiki Army

The time has come. Time to name the tikis.

Post names for these tikis in the comments.  I will choose only the best.  The army must be named!

Bonus Parakeet Update: Here’s Gracie helping with my work.

And by “helping with,” I of course mean “pooping on.”

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8 responses to “Name the Tiki Army

  1. gonna need one of the rubber keyboard covers like they use in warehouses…

  2. William
    Patrick
    Jon
    Tom
    Peter
    Colin
    Sylvester
    Paul
    Christopher
    David

    which leaves room for an 11th, and a 12th if you count Peter Cushing.

  3. Or, on another expandable theme…
    Foghorn
    Wile E.
    Gossamer
    Porky
    Elmer
    Sam
    Bugs
    Marvin
    Daffy
    Taz

  4. Eustace Pica Constantinoplus (the quiet one on the left)
    Automatic Slim
    Boxum Meangiver
    Raechel Losterkeys
    Mister Weatherby
    Joe “No Nickname” Smitts
    Hatch Doorsopens
    High-hat Clem
    Table Trigger
    Gren McTallhuge (all the way to the right).

  5. A – Martha (looks like Martha Raye)
    B – Ray (looks like Ray Bolger’s Scarecrow)
    C – Optimus
    D – George (short, cocky, big head = George Jefferson)
    E – Butterworth (kinda looks like her from this angle)
    F – Logan (shortest and meanest-looking)
    G – Kisser
    H – King Kermit (looks like Kermit wearing a crown)
    I – Connie (short for constipated)
    J – Darth Mauna

  6. Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, Gloin, Kili, Fili, Thorin,….

  7. Arthur
    Bedevier
    Kay
    Gawain
    Percive
    Robin
    Merlin
    Gareth
    Tristram
    Galahad

  8. A: Mangosteen
    B: Boo Loo
    C: Huitlacoche
    D: Purslane
    E: Barometer
    F: Frankincense
    G: Concordance
    H: Macrame
    I: Tungsten
    J: Bezoar

    What, those might just be some of Liz’s friends.

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